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Assigns values in increments of 6, starting with A=6 and ending with Z=156. Used to find numerical patterns between words and phrases.

Also known as Ordinal Gematria, assigns values sequentially from A=1 to Z=26. A straightforward system ideal for beginners.

Based on traditional Hebrew alphanumeric values. Used for thousands of years in Jewish mysticism and Kabbalah.

A system used in Kabbalistic traditions with a unique value assignment pattern for deeper mystical interpretations.

A system that reverses and reduces the values of letters, creating a unique numerical pattern for analysis.

Combines Hebrew numerical traditions with English letters, creating a bridge between the two linguistic systems.

Reduces all letter values to single digits (1-9), simplifying calculations while preserving numerical patterns.

Reverses the Simple Gematria values, with Z=1 and A=26, offering an alternative perspective on words.

Reverses the English Gematria values, with Z=6 and A=156, creating mirror-image numerical patterns.

Uses the ancient Roman numeral system (I=1, V=5, X=10, etc.) with special subtractive rules.

Adds 35 to Simple Gematria values (A=36 to Z=61). Creates larger numerical values for comparative analysis.

Reverse of Satanic Gematria, with Z=36 and A=61. Combines reversal and addition principles.

Assigns prime numbers to letters (A=2, B=3, C=5, D=7...). Based on mathematical prime number sequence.

Reverse prime number assignment (Z=2, Y=3, X=5...). Mathematical reversal of prime sequence.

Uses triangular numbers (1, 3, 6, 10, 15...). Each value is the sum of consecutive integers.

Reverse triangular number assignment. Z=1, Y=3, X=6, combining reversal with triangular sequence.

Assigns perfect squares to letters (A=1, B=4, C=9, D=16...). Based on squared position values.

Reverse perfect square assignment (Z=1, Y=4, X=9...). Combines reversal with squared values.

Ancient Babylonian system where each number 1-8 has specific letter associations. Number 9 is considered sacred.

Based on the number 7, with values ranging from 1-7 in a mirrored pattern across the alphabet.

Similar to Full Reduction but S=10 instead of S=1. Reduces most letters to single digits while keeping S at 10.

Full Reduction with K=11 and V=22 (master numbers in numerology). Preserves these special values.

Single Reduction with K=11 and V=22. Combines single reduction with master number preservation.

Reverse of Single Reduction with H=10. Reverses the alphabet while maintaining single reduction pattern.

Reverse Full Reduction with E=22 and P=11 (master numbers). Special E and P values in reverse.

Reverse Single Reduction with E=22, P=11, and H=10. Combines multiple special values.

Reverse of Extended English system. Z=1, Y=2, descending to A=800 with powers of 10.

Reduced form of Jewish Gematria, reducing larger values to single digits while maintaining Hebrew structure.

Sequential numbering following Hebrew letter order. Simple ordinal values with Hebrew arrangement.

Kabbalistic cipher with unique letter-to-number mappings. Used in modern ceremonial magic traditions.

Alternative Kabbalistic cipher with different letter order. Used alongside ALW in esoteric practices.

Third major Kabbalistic cipher system. Note: I=0, making it unique among gematria systems.

Based on Fibonacci sequence (1,1,2,3,5,8,13...). Mirrored at center with M and N both at 233.

Based on telephone keypad mapping (ABC=2, DEF=3, etc.). Modern system relating letters to numbers.